Here’s the original trollfic The Story of Prettysilverflower. (At least what I’ve managed to get.)
*Original Author Notes
Chapter 1
Hi, my name is Prettysilverflowercat! I am a new person on here, and I lov writing! This is my 1st story, it is called THE STORY OF PRETTYSILVERFLOWER and I am named after the main cat coz I love her SOOOOOOO much! Ok bye! Plz don't flame coz I get REALLY REALLY MAD!*
It was a very bad day! The rain was raining! All the kitties were in the dens because they did not want to get wet by the rain! Only one cat was out… the brave, handsome, caring, loyal, wonderful warrior…
BRACKENFUR!
He was catching mice.
And back in the ThunderClan camp, Sorreltail fell RIGHT OVER! She was having kits! 'omg' the cats omg-ed and they all went out to help her. But it was too LATE! Sorreltail was DEAD!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Went Brackenfur and he ran straight from the forest to his mate's side in zero seconds. But it was too LATE! Sorreltail was DEAD!
The rain kept raining as Brackenfur crouched besides his new kits. One was a big leopard! It had big paws and eeeeevil eyes and when Brackenfur looked into their amber depths he got scared cos it had eeeeevil eyes.
'Is that ur kit?' asked Milly.
'IT WAS SORRELTAIL'S TOOOOOOOOO!' Brackenfur yellowed then went quiet 'but i shoudln't be ): because the kits need some GOOD NAMES! And that one is EvilLeopardKit!'
And then cherrykit fell in love with Evilleopardkit. But she couldn't say, because everybody thought evilleopardkit was an evil leopard kit! But she knew some day she would be a warrior! and so she went into the den and had a sleep.
The next kit was called Diamondkit! And he was sparkly! Like a diamond!
'What should we call him?' some1 asked.
'Diamondkit!' Brackenfur sed. 'And so the next 1 is WolfKit!
WolfKit was gray and floooooofy. And big. She had big blue eyes and she was gray.
The next kit was a pale sand color and had no eyes! And everyone went gasp! but it was ok cos she opened them up and they were all like phew.
'she is called The Flowerkit!' Brackenfur announced. 'YAAAAY!'
All eyes fell on the next kit; and all murmuring voices went quiet. Because the next kit was BEAUTIFUL! She was a slender silver tabby with white star-shaped white stars! She had eyes, huge and shaped to hypnotically drawn your gaze in, to feast in the leafy, shady green, many-layered and soulful. She moved a paw and the simple movement reminded ALL the kittys of a cat. A cat sliding along the mossy forest floor, feet silent like the whisper of silk against soft skin, graceful and life! Like GaryStripe!
And Sorreltail's body MOVED!
'My love! Said Brackenfur and went to his love! And she whispered 'Prettysilverkit' and went back to being dead.
'Her name is Prettysilverkit!' said Brackenfur.
And then Sorreltail stopped being dead!
'ARE YOU DEAD OR NOT MAKE UP UR MIND said clowdtail.
Sorreltail stood up and said softly,
There will be a pretty silver flower, and every cat will want it! Including the scary tiger! And so the pretty silver flower will become bad, but it will only be pretend! And then she will be bad for REAL for a bit, then turn good again and save the day!' Then she died for the final time.
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO shouted mousefur IT'S A THINGY OF COMING DOOM!
It's a prophecy said Prettysilverkit! 'But I don't know wot it means!
Its mysterious! said flowerkit. And Prettysilverkit said 'Yes.'
Okay! I walked reaaaaalllly hard on that! So review and u get approval from prettysilverkit! Ha see how smart i am now everybodys gonna review cos prettysilverkit is so ASSOME! AND U NO IT!
Chapter 2
THE NEXT DAY PRETTYSILVERFLOWERKIT ATE PREY F 4 THE 1ST TIME! She liked it!
And the day after, Tigerstar attacked!
He stood on a cloud and ROARED! He threw down lightning and went mwahahahahahaha. Everyone screamed! Tigerstar had made himself look big and scary with FANGS! AAAAAH!
Prettysilverkit came out of the den and said 'Go away meanie! It is very mean to call you mean, and I am not mean, and I am sorry I called you mean, and that was mean, but you are mean.'
'u r pretty!' said Tigerstar. 'Do you want to be my mate?'
'I am a kit' said Prettysilverkit. 'Go away! You don't scare me!'
'Whatever you want my love.' And he went away.
'!' Everyone shouted.
They threw a big party for her and ate chocolate. That night prettysilverkit went to bed happy! Maybe she was powerful!
The next day ShadowClan ran in!
ANGRY!
'Evilleopardkit stole our prey shouted
Chapter 3
Hi everyone! IM bf helpered me wiv this chapret! Every god arthur has 2 have there bf help right the story or like ebony/raven and darkroses/jazzSong ! And my bff foreva is called FOXYTHEFRIENDLYDRAGON or her real name is Elena. Anyway here is a message form elena:
hi i m elenea
I 3 HER SOOOO MUCH!
and no this story is NOT SUPPSED 2 B FUNNEE! EXCEPT WHEN IT IS! IT'S A REAL STORY AND I SPARKLE AT U 4 SAYEN ITS NOT!
OK SO I WAnyet 2 say sumthing! im sorrry i postd the sme chaptaer! IM NEW AT THIS OK! ANYWEY the new cahpter is at thee tend ov the 2nd 1.
adn im NOT DUIN THS ON PURPIS! OK I DUNT HAVEEE IT ASS BED AS STAGGLEKATS PROPPICEE, THO I LICK TAHT 4 THA STOREE! IM NOT TRIEN 2 TORLL, I DUNTY EVEN NO WOT TAHT MEENS! I JUST SICK AT GRAMMEAR OK?
tahts my revu I postered. ok well u tincan red tha storee now plz!
o hang on I haz responsez 4 wot ppl revud:
Scarhart: u made sleeping mistakes u expect me 2 tak advys 4rom sum1 who cant spell submitten or syt.
Aroeyheartgoo: the karicterz hav personlittys! Just u wayt! and OV CORSE PPL LIK A PERFECT KARRIKTER! I MEAN THERE PERFECT RITE? Plus her name is not mary jane SHES NOT A SHOE!
xX Shades of Grey Xx AWW I 3 U TOO but wot duz a troll mean? Any way I LRV starcats proppisee but my storee is different!
Brackenpaw I no I lov him and wots rong wiv wot da cats sed?
Bigkittykat UM HELLO EVILLEOPARDKIT IS EVIL AND BRACKENFUR NOZ! also wotz rong with a perfect cat perfect is good!
prattysilveryskitkat come owt from her denz. it wass...
NITE!
Prettysilverbvhjxn (spelld rite c!) walkd arund. thten ti was morrnen, and fierstaa sed taht itt woz her appretnicecece ceremm! Butt tehn ott cames evilkeoparddkit! onlee he woz GIBG AND BREVEN FIRE! DAND HE WAS FULLE GROWN AND BIG AND BREVEN FIER! ANDD HE HDA A SHEECAT WIV HIM!
AND SHEEE WOZ EVIL!
o no sed wolfkit sand she rarn 2 hidee. btut Prettysilvertfolwer Kit was NOT AFFERAD!
'evilleopparfdkdit' shee sed 'WOT R U DUEN BN EVIL IS AGENST THE WARRRIOR CODFISH!
i dun care showered EVILleppardkit "I M EVILLL! I CAN BRREEVE FIREE!
'Too many eeeees hurt my eyes,' hissed Brackenfur.
'u shudunt be evil"" sayes PREttysalverfolowercat sadlyk.
!' SHOUTED CHERRIKIT.
y asked dimondkittybutterfly.
HE HAS A SHICAT! wnts cherryy.
lol my name iz….. evilftigershecatflower!
abd she thrue a dimond owt of da camp. Ooooooh sparkly went cherrykitt and seh chassed it.
AND I WILL EAT U ALL BRAYED EVILTIGERSHECATFLOWERDONKEY
o no u WONT clapps prettysivergloery and she GOES TO CHASEETHEMAWAY!
'go go silvercat! wetn floweryhello.
uy donty scarey mey anymorey Shouted Evilleopardkit.
go go silvercat went firestarter.
WAAAAAAAA went Eviltigershecatflowerdonkey and she ran away just as Cherrykit came into camp with the diamond in her mouth! i gotted it" shouted cherrykit and then she ran ova eviltigershecatblossomfail.
She wwas all flat.
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icscreamed evilleopardkit . He ushered away.
CONGRATS U ! Says Firtreestar! u be asploded apprentice now! and cherrykat u ranned ova the evil cat whoz name I cant remember and so u get 2 be fullfleged med. catty CONGRATS!
BUT I DON'T WANTO BE A MEDISIN CAT yellowed cherryprettycat (that was her new name now that she was a medicinecat) but nopony heard they were all going yay and goen 2 the highprincess for the apprentice serimoney.
'pretysilverflowerenobygogocat, u r now called ! CONGRATS!
wot about me? arsed dimondkit.
U didt fight the evil cats so u can still be a kit,'explanned the fearless leader.
dimondkit grumblead and went away. He wnent 2…
THE DARKY FORIST DUN DUN DUNNNNN!
(or wah-wah-wah-WAH i 3 my little pone)
See I made a cliffy! HOW CLEVA M I? PLEEEZ REVYU!
Chapter 4
hi! Its frendly artur Prettysomething here! I hav a nu chappy! Read it plz!
Prettysilverhappytaracat flew into the camp and her new apprentize nest. She was veree tiered from fiting shadowclan all day and then stoping her evil bruce and then there had been a partee 4 her which she didn't realle want but it was still good! But she had drunk too much chocolate, so she was All hyyyypppppeeeeerrrrr and then her muver had died prettyflowercat's hair with the most GORGUS light lavender streaks that made her more luminus then eva! And she had peeersed earz now, wiv pritty adder fangs on them. And then she had made a daisy necklace putting a small bit of moonstone in it so that it wood protectectected her from EVIL! so now she was rlly tired yawn :
Welcum 2 da den! persianed sum1.
Tank u smilied Prettysilverflowerpaw.
Diamondkit ran and ran and ran and ran through the df! It was a scary df!The df was dark… AND FORESTY! THE PLACE HAD NO STARS!
mwa ha ha ha ha, squirtled tigger looming out of the df. welcome to the home… of EVIL! He came bounce-bounce ova.
i wan 2 joyn the df stattered dimondkit.and wolfhellokitty wil 2.
Ok! Grinned tigger. U can joiny us…y!
Thank u marsta I wurship u bowed theDiamond. He bowed.
Hmmmmm but u need a new name approved tigger. How about… you can be Evilleopardkit!
Diamondkit wanted to say that that was his brover, but he tort tigger mite rape him if he said taht! So he nodded and followed TigerTigger fru the df.
Ivypool and Blossomfall ran up. They said… … … … … …. …. …. …. …. …. … HI!
'Hi,' smelled Diamonskit. Then he noticed that thay looked difrent. Ivypool had black fur and she had a pale green skull on her flank like a cuty mark. Blossomfall was jet black and she had bloodred tabby strips. They both had red eyes. Ivypool had her tail all spiky and Bliossomfail had a deathberry headband.
We shud di ur pelt! Annownsd Tigger. He made Diamondkit's fur black and then put in markings and in the spots were there were markings he was transparent and you could see through him. Then he gave him scaaaaaaaary beige eyes and polished his claws with cats blod. There u go evilleperkit u r stunning!' breathed tigger wiv big dreamy eyes. 'Ivypool and Blossomfall will go show you around!'
He walked away wiv his tail wiggling.
'These r da denz,' began Blossomfail, but Ivypool pushed him inside 1 and glowed angrily, 'Blossomfall and i wont kits! But we r both shecats so we cant!'
'that's 2 bad,' sayed diamondkit scardily.
'yes and bcoz u look so stunning i m going 2 make you hav kits wiv me! She jumped on him.
'!' Howled Diamondkit. But….
it was too late!
'gee I wonda were Diamondkit iz,' sad Moonsilverflowergogo.
Flowerkit walked around. Grumpy :D
'Why duz Silverflowerprettypaw get 2 be the apprentice? IM JUST AS GOOD!' she yellowed.
Then she stopped and giggled evilllllyyyyy. Butrce it wasnt 2 evil coz she was a nice cat. 'But if i seduce firstarter he mite be happy and make me a mediscine apprentiss. Mwa ha ha ha ha ha…. She lol'd.
BUT SANDSTORM HEARD AND SHE JUMPED OUT FROM THE DIRTPLACE SCREAMING 'DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!'
oh no!
'Wotz that noyz,' muttred Prettysilverhelptheflowerkit.
Wolfkit ran into the apprntice den. Whaling. 'Help me Prettysilverflowakit! I mean paw!'
'Wot iz it?' gaspd Prettsilverpaw, sitting up.
'Sadstorm has kitnapped Flowerkit! And Dimondkit has pimpled 2 the df! and do we have ane uver littermate?
'i dun think so.' Saig prettysilverflowerkitpawgogo.
'rite well help me plz.'
Sure! The two shecatz jumpd up and raced owt of camp. Sum1 (remember him from 1st chapter?) followed.
They saw angry sandsadstorm carrying away flowerkit! And from the cloudy sky above they heard Diamondkit screaming! Omg~ garspt sum1.
"Some1 and I will go up and sav vlowerkit and u go 2 rescu Diamondkit,' gasped Wolfkit and she and light-brown Sum1 ran awa.
Okay,' said Prettsilverflowersavior and she walked up 2 da sky. She passed Ivypool and Blossomfall watching there new kits pla. The kits were sparkly jet black and looked like DimondKit.
She walked on smelling 4 her brother but she couldn't find him?
WHERE COOD HE BE?
OK SO I RLLY LIke this chapta my riting is improoven yes? I hav introdusd Prettysilverflowerpaw's littamaytz and her frend sum1. Plus cliffy agen! Ok revu and tell me who u like da most! also shood sum1 b a luv intrest 4 WOLFKITT or PRETTYSILVERFLOWERBELLGOGOCAT? Or maybe Dimondkit? And wot will happen 2 ivypool and dimondkit's kits? REVU PLEEEEZZZZ!
Chapter 5
HI EVERYONE PROLIFIC 2NITE RNT I? Well its nite 4 me in australia I don't know abowt u. anywa new chapta i rote all these 1nz in a row! thx 4 revuz!
Run run run-runned Wolfkit. 'We have 2 sav my sista!1!
Im cumin coffed Some1 so were do we go?
'2 save flowerkit!'
Prettsilverflowerkitpaw saw Tigger. He was watching Ivypoolz kits pla.
She remembad tigger asken her 2 be his mayt wen he attakt her klan and so she walkd up and sed 'Hav u seen a sparkly kit enewair?'
'Wotz his name?' asked tigger.
'dimondkit"
'no… i havnt cn ene ,' meowed Ivypool cuddling tigger even tho she luvd blossomfall. Prettygogosavethepaw felt a surge of hatred bcoz she was snuggling a catnothermate and she had anserd a quietson not meant 4 her! 'Any new cats around?' arsed she.
'1,' mewd Ivypool. 'Evilleopardkit.'
Prettysilvergoose GASPED. Her meanie bruvver woz in the DF? He cud get her ene minut!
'but he didn't sparkle he was black wiv see through patches.' She meowed!
Prettsilverbutterflygogopaw got confused. Her brother wasnt lick that!
'u can go hunt,' mewef tigger.
'but therz no pray.'
'GO!'
Anway… he turnd bak 2 Prettysilverduckhedpaw. 'welcome…. to the home of evil.'
"""Tahts luverly,' she yellowed , 'but were is mi bruvver?'
'a kit called dimaond kit came over here 2 join.'
See lurched. 'i calld him evilleperdkit and made his pelt cool.
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"BUT my other brother is called Evilleopardkit 2!'
'well u hav 2 now! lucke u!'
Whatever. She looked away and back to TigerTigger! So where is he?'
I will onle tell u if u be my mate,' cakkledtigger. 'and i will make ur gorguss bruver do da same if he wants to go back to you, so I'll have TTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOO mates!'
Then FlowerKit, wolfkit, and sum1 came ova.
'welcome… to the home of ev-' Tigger begen.
'WE SAVED FLOWERKIT! RUN,
Then some1 saw the beatiful, stunning way Prettysilvershoegopaw's silver-and-lavender fur looked against the creamy green moss and fell in love wiv her!
Then they went 2 sleep.
was up before dawn even tho she only went to sleep an hour ago. She went out and caught 8 mice 2 crows 4 voles 19 fishes 7 rabbits 2 badgers and a chaffinch. Without being taught to hunt! Then she ate a mouse. Soon her mentor Spiderfoot came out and snmiled. 'Wow look at teh fresh kill pile! he xclaimed. 'I caught it all' Prettysilverflowerhunterpaw beamed. 'Dont be sille u r new!' he yellowed.'Now lets go hunt.'
'But…'
'LETS GO NOW NOW NOW OW!'
they went in2 da forest.
'Now 2 catch a bird, u kill it,' snapped Spiderhead. He didn't like haven apprentis. He didn wopnt 1. he wantd her 2 fail. 'Prettystupidpaw? R U LISTENING?'
Prettynot-stupid-flowerpaw comes owt of da bushes with 25 magpies and a starling. And a plover egghhz.
'Lock wot I cort!'
'NO U DIDNT he stood on them. NOW I WILL ATTAK U! 4 tranen of cors.
ok she agreed and Spiderbottom RAN AT HER!
She flipped him ova wiv eaze and slammed him into a tree! His head fell off! She purred!
'I win!"""""" SpidaLeg mewed. '
but
DONTTTTTTT ARGUUUEEEEEEY!